Remember to vote today (Tuesday) even if you don't have a clue. If you need to print out a slate of candidates and bring it in, I posted it at www.linecreekloudmouth.com
Polls close at 7 PM. I don't know when they open because I would never be able to drag myself out of bed to vote before work.
If you don't have a clue, I suggest you walk in and ask the person right next to you what who they are voting for. If they don't respond immediately, go over to their little table and peek over their shoulder. If they hide the ballot, take it to the nice little old ladies that checked you in and ask them to fill it out for you and, if you think like Ed Stephens, say you think it's racist to use a black marker to fill out the white ballot.
For those of you from Illinois like myself, you could be really nice and thank the election judges by bringing in a twelve pack of beer in case they start to sober up from the 12 hour shift. I don't know if I would buy any candy if they are selling it.
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